(Anyway, breasts > feet > toes > dicks. Assuming that the first three belong to females. If any of them belong to guys, they automatically get bumped to the end of the list.)
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
good point... i dunno, most straight guys pretend not to but I guess they enjoy their own enough... And it's amazing what booze can do to a bunch of str8 guys, really they don't need too much excuse to get up close and personal with their friends...
mark wrote:good point... i dunno, most straight guys pretend not to but I guess they enjoy their own enough... And it's amazing what booze can do to a bunch of str8 guys, really they don't need too much excuse to get up close and personal with their friends...
...not exactly what you're saying, but I once had a teacher give us an anti-booze talk that went like this:
"If you're drunk enough, you'll sleep with anything that doesn't have a penis. And that can be a problem."
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!