Words whose use should lead to the death penalty...

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[SoGone]

been spending far too much time researching other types of cock... ney!!!

What about cock toes?

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[mark]

'cock toes'???!!! is there such a thing??? - never heard of that - my two favourite things!!!...

[SoGone]

Twins!




(Anyway, breasts > feet > toes > dicks. Assuming that the first three belong to females. If any of them belong to guys, they automatically get bumped to the end of the list.)

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[mark]

ok, well at least you still like dicks somewhere along the line...

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[SoGone]

ok, well at least you still like dicks somewhere along the line...

...who doesn't?

[mark]

good point... i dunno, most straight guys pretend not to but I guess they enjoy their own enough... And it's amazing what booze can do to a bunch of str8 guys, really they don't need too much excuse to get up close and personal with their friends...

[SoGone]

good point... i dunno, most straight guys pretend not to but I guess they enjoy their own enough... And it's amazing what booze can do to a bunch of str8 guys, really they don't need too much excuse to get up close and personal with their friends...

...not exactly what you're saying, but I once had a teacher give us an anti-booze talk that went like this:


"If you're drunk enough, you'll sleep with anything that doesn't have a penis. And that can be a problem."

[mark]

was the teacher male or female???!!!! That's a bizarre way of talking about the dangers of alcohol!!!!

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[SoGone]

was the teacher male or female???!!!! That's a bizarre way of talking about the dangers of alcohol!!!!

Male teacher, and he was addressing the males in the audience.

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