Thread to love Felt

[SoGone]

I don't think I can be happy. Unless I somehow convince some pretty woman to give me ten blowjobs a day while I drink rum and listen to Suede.

[sunshine]

[mark]

well I gave you that option but you weren't interested - EVEN when I said i'd dress up as Ingrid Bergman for you!!!...

[SoGone]

...if you were giving me 10 blowjobs a day and we didn't have any other physical contact, I could probably live with that.

[sunshine]

[mark]

yay!!!... I knew i'd get my man eventually!!!!... I also knew almost ANY straight man could be persuaded to partake in a gay sex act - it doesn't take much to persuade them in all honesty it seems!!!...

[SoGone]

...well, the great thing about oral sex is that you can close your eyes, and if the other person keeps the extraneous touching to a minimum, you can theoretically go through the act without ever knowing very much about the person who's performing.



I drank a bottle of wine last night. I apologize.

[sunshine]

[mark]

It's ok Andy, don't worry about it!!!!... Just get your 'little man' ready for my lips and tongue!!!...

[SoGone]

It's always ready. That's unfortunate, because it means I'm perpetually in search of vacant bathroom stalls.

[sunshine]

[mark]

hmmm... u need to pee a lot or something???... or is this back to gloryholes again???!!!..

[SoGone]

It's about wanking.


Though I do urinate a lot, thanksto the copious amounts of water and other liquids I consume during the day.

[mark]

ok...

[sunshine]